Top Ten Smoking Quotes & Sayings...

01: Cigarettes and Coffee; an alcoholic's best friend.
02: My smoking might be bothering you, but it’s killing me.
03: The best way to stop smoking is to carry wet matches.
04: Cigarettes are killers that travel in packs of ten or twenty.
05: To the average cigarette smoker the world is his ashtray. Not!
06: Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. Now naff off.
07: I have made it a rule never to smoke more than two cigarettes at a time.
08: I’m not really a heavy smoker any more. I only use two lighters a day now.
09: I kissed a boy and smoked right after, I haven’t bothered with boys since.
10: I tried to stop smoking by telling myself I didn't want one, but I just don't believe myself.

Now, that's done..... let me go stand outside and pollute the air, like it isn't polluted enough already........... *Sighs*

Nicotine patches are really great.

Stick one over each eye and you can’t find your cigarettes!



This even makes me sick....

YowZa! No ashtrays Please!

The smoke gets everywhere... A disposable cup with some water is way better and it doesn't stink - Think about it, and tell me I'm not right :)

A good way to start the day minus the Ashtray...Hey, Hey!

Because... Some days I feel like a Nut! And, today is one of those days!

‘Um, I was busy scraping burn of my toast and I got to thinkN about me Mum and how she looks fabulous, which led my mind to the DVD’s I always chug along with me... Oh, those would be the show Absolutely Fabulous, thus Joanna Lumley came to mind as I happen to think she’s one SpankN Hot Woman, plus the way she smokes? YowZa it's like… ‘Gordon Bennett woman, get a grip’ Not to be rude, but even I don’t smoke that much…. And, yes I understand it’s for the telly, however getting back to Mum, she doesn’t smoke and she doesn’t drink, and darn it she looks amazing and NOPE – I’m not being partial, well okay perhaps a wee bit… Anywayz I was going to post a picture of Mum, but she gets so pissy about stuff like that, so I’ll have to ask first… Well, while I was waiting for Skype to load I was browsing the Net for a Patsy Stone Pic and found this one… Now, if this isn’t true loyalty to the smokes then I don’t know what is...

Joanna Lumley - Absolutely Fabulous

I feel a LOT better - Nigella Lawson Thank You 4 Making 50 look Fabulous!

My mate from the Land down Under sent me this interesting tidbit regarding the wellness of women and their different lifestyle. I’m like ‘Whoa Dude, you dig taking a walk on the wild side yourself?’ He snorted and cavorted before promptly putting me in my place.  Anyway, back to my confusion with health and non healthy issues.  I was gazing at these two women and their differences, per say their eating issues on this great earth and thought it to be intriguing enough to post the topic even if neither lady is holding a smoke!

Needless to say, I was leaning towards a spurt of Gee, Golly, Gosh, wouldn’t a cigarette be like simply smashing right now?  So Not True and ‘EW! Do you know what time it is? Not even I smoke at such an early hour; However, I’m convinced that health guru Karan Diwan is not only living a nutty life, but is totally barmy too and on top of that... *Deep Breath* I’m sure she’s smoking some serious herbs if she truly believes that living La Vida Health is working to her benefit... Nigella Lawson certainly gets my VOTE even if I don’t think meats a treat! And, oh yes, you know me so well; I pass on desert too… Pooh, Pooh, Pee, Doo!  

Take a look at the pictures and opinionate yourself… I have to go; my nose is sucking up the scent of burnt toast!

Karan Diwan is a 51 year old TV health guru advocating a holistic approach to nutrition and health by  promoting exercise, and a vegetarian diet of organic fruits and vegetables. She recommends detox diets, colonic irrigation and supplements, and also states that yeast is harmful, that the colour of food is nutritionally significant, and the utility of lingual and faecal examination. 

Nigella Lawson is a 50 year old Television cook in Great Britain,
who eats nothing but meat, butter and desserts.

I rest my case even if it is years in the making, who cares? I for one don't because I know come 50 I won't be looking like a wrinkly old biddy! 'Um, makes me just want to spark up if only to rebel against today's Healthy LiveN... NOT!

Before I lay me down to sleep, the urge to smoke has got me beat!

Okay, I was checking out smokers online and was not surprised that there were more pictures of women than men, or perhaps I'm more partial to girls, being one myself. Well, this led me to think many women smoke in order to stay thin, myself included… Now, I may justify my habit with a quick reply of ‘oh, I can quit anytime and I do eat, so there’ the truth is just like most dummies on this planet, I am totally and without a doubt hooked! This leads me to wonder why I indulge in such a nasty, foul tasting habit. ‘Um, perhaps my only answer is the Gosh, Darn Truth – I LIKE IT! Now, onto some other females who despite public outcry have chosen to go it their own way and I would say to each and every one of them….

God Bless you Lass, you make me feel like I am NOT standing alone in this judgmental world! Enjoy your vices…..

 

(Girls featured: Alessandra Ambrosio, Adriana Lima, katherine Heigl,

Jessical Alba, Kate Bosworth, Anna Faris)

Smoking won’t make you happy..... Oh Really? That's what YOU think... TUT!

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Washington, Mar 7: If you think that fagging gives pleasure, think again, for according to a new research smokers experience lower average levels of happiness and life satisfaction when compared to non-smokers. Extensive research carried out by Dr Iain Lang at the Peninsula Medical School examined the relationship between smoking and psychological well-being. In the study, the researchers used a measure of quality of life called the CASP-19 and found that smokers experienced lower average levels of pleasure and life satisfaction compared with non-smokers.

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I say, let me be the judge of that, if only to tell Dr. Lang and his 'study' to bugger off - Thank You very much!

Just when I thought the world had gone completely barmy, I found this......

Thank YOU Mr. President - You Rock!

YowZa! I feel so much better!

Enjoy your day. Hey, Hey!

=^_^=

This really annoys Me....... Grr!

Arf!

I cannae take anymore and the day has just begun!

http://menmedia.co.uk/manchestereveningnews/news/s/1059558_new_antismoking_proposals

All a Lass needs is......

A Lighter & Smokes!

LoveN My Harley Zippo!



Living 4 a Ciggy break

Today’s weather forecast: Rain, rain and more rain… And, all I could think was where does one seek shelter in order to spark up a light? ‘Um, no smoking in the house, okay I can live with that, thank you Mum; However, sitting on a bench by the side of the road was not exactly what I had in mind in my quest to smoke a cigarette!

This dilemma left me wondering where the rest of this world’s smokers light up?